At the heart of "Twilight Masquerade" are its meticulously designed cards, each a work of art in its own right
The second part is triggered

Aang, Master of Elements Aatchik, Emerald Radian Acererak the Archlich Aclazotz, Deepest Betrayal Acolyte of Aclazotz Adeline, Resplendent Cathar Adeline, Resplendent Cathar Adriana, Captain of the Guard Advanced Reconstruction Aether Syphon Agate Instigator Age of Ultron Agent of Masks Agent of the Fates Agent of the Iron Throne Ainok Strike Leader Ajani, Nacatl Avenger Akroan Horse Aku Djinn Akuta, Born of Ash Alchemist's Talent Alhammarret, High Arbiter Altar of the Brood Amphin Mutineer Anax and Cymede & Kynaios and Tiro (playtest) Angel of Indemnity Angelic Arbiter Angrath, the Flame-Chained Angry Rabble Anje, Maid of Dishonor Anya, Merciless Angel Arabella, Abandoned Doll Araumi of the Dead Tide Arbaaz Mir Arbiter of Woe Archers' Parapet Archfiend of Despair Aria of Flame Ark of Hunger Armor Wars Arrogant Outlaw Arterial Alchemy Arterial Flow Ashiok's Adept Ashiok, Nightmare Muse Ashling, Flame Dancer Aspiring Champion Astral Confrontation Atarka's Command Aurora of Emrakul Auton Soldier Avacyn, the Purifier Avatar of Growth Avengers: Under Siege Awaken the Blood Avatar Ayara, First of Locthwain Azor, the Lawbringer Baba Lysaga, Night Witch Bad Deal Baleful Beholder Balemurk Leech Balin, Loremaster Bandit's Talent Baneful Omen Banshee of the Dread Choir Barrensteppe Siege Basilica Bell-Haunt Basilica Guards Basilica Screecher Bastion of Remembrance Battlefield Butcher Belonging

Its here, its finally here
The flavor text on this card is actually pretty good advice for life if you want to be vindictive: If you're gonna lose, at least make sure they don't win as much. You know that gif with the kids freaking out because someone got roasted
This has led to me getting a new popular question: "Did you name this card?" My answer: "No