Thats no exaggeration: it was literally ordered to be destroyed in its entirety
Other good ones I run, apart from what what was already mentioned: All of these have been fine before any sort of Goblin synergy was introduced, and they don't all point at beatdown (though most do), allowing me to keep red interesting
36,50 Recreate one of Spider-Mans most iconic comic book moments with the Scene Box
Prismari, the Inspiration Prismari, the Inspiration is in the colors of storm already so you better get opponent's down in life to make the ward cost hurt
Quite frequently he gets cast as a 4/4 is not too shabby which does make him vulnerable to some white spot removal but otherwise has a quirky kind of hexproof where your opponent is scared of sending him to the graveyard so either halts attacking or chump blocks or takes 4 to the face each turn
Aesi, Tyrant of Gyre StraitAesi, Tyrant of Gyre Strait might be the worst offender, simply allowing you to play a land, draw a card, and then play another land to draw another card